Top 10: Best jobs in the world

Here are the best jobs in the world, selected after serious criteria. If you have some proposals, let me know them.

10 . Movie director.

You get a lot of money for and from your projects. And you sit all day telling others how to act. But there’s a lot of responsabilities and the risc of being ridiculous

9. Goalkeeper.

Stay on the pitch once or twise a week and look at 20 people running around a ball. Plus, you get a big fat salary (if you’re playing in the Premier League for example) and dive for some anemic shots.

8. Nail polisher.

You get to polish some nail… enough said. But receiving a stack of money won’t cover the bill for the eye operation.

7. Venetian boat owner

You live in Venice, you have some boats and some poor relatives that you hired for the job of carrying tourists around. You don’t pay taxes, you don’t have technical problems etc. But you do smell the swampy water all day…

6. Weather man

If you have the least amount of knowledge in geography and a nice smile you are perfect. And talking for 3 minutes about clouds and sun will give you a lot of cash, and perhaps a “frozen” bank account for no bill paying.

5. Fortune teller

The crystal ball knows everything! Except your future. It takes a lot of guts lying people in their faces about their future, but there will always be idiots wanting to know the future… I think in the future they’ll be dead… The globe told me.

4. Fashion advisor

It takes a skilled eye to know what clothing looks better on a person and which don’t, but how stupid can you be to not know what to wear and even give a lot of money to find out?!

3. Chocolate taster

What can be more wonderful than eating chocolate… and even getting paid for it? I would include in this category the wine tasters as well.

2. Pimp

Got babes. Want some? If you live in Amsterdam, it’s a wonderful job. If you live in New York, it’s a risky but nice job. Plus, you get to check the merchandise first…

1. Porn actor

After a hard day at work… No comments needed.